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  • mudgod
    Dec 1 9:17 PM 2006
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    My favorite philospher song. With all props to Monty Python.

    Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
    Who was very rarely stable.
    Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
    Who could drink you under the table.
    David Hume could out-consume
    Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
    And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
    Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

    There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
    'Bout the raising of the wrist.
    SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

    John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
    On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
    Plato, they say, could stick it away
    Hall drank whiskey every day.
    Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    Hobbes was fond of his dram,
    And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
    Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
    A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

  • Kazrith
    December 1, 2006
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    lol

    i think they missed gaundhi. i think Robn Williams said something about him on his broadway show... my god it was hilarious...

  • Auxiliar
    December 2, 2006
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    And Bruce here teaches Logical Positivism and is in charge of the sheep dung.

  • Energizer Bunny
    December 2, 2006
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    LOL

  • Auxiliar
    December 3, 2006
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiZt79UKUFQ

    • Kazrith
      December 4, 2006
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      that was hilarious and stupid all at the same time...

  • mudgod
    December 7, 2006
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    Here is the song itself.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY

  • NeferMaatNetjer
    November 14, 2007
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    American beer is like making love in a canoe. it's f*#king close to water!

    • Kazrith
      November 14, 2007
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      if you were to remain resting you coud live on 8 beers a day

  • Bpathos
    January 15
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    Zeno - " Brute of logic "?

    I remember a story bout two guys arguing the point of movement... one said to go from one point to another it required going half and quarter and eighth etc. And numbers being infinite meant it could never be done. The other guy grabbed him and pulled his arm out of socket and said, "I'll return it back to the proper position when you admit it left".
    End of argument.

    "Show me a blank check and I'll show you the world"
    - Socrates -
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