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How many licks does it take to get to the center?

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  • Licking

    The formula for finding the number of licks it takes to get to the middle is as here;

    l = m x pi
    o2

    Where M = Middle (it’s co-ordinates in space/time the application of quantum physics and hypothetical mapping is needed here), L = Licks, Pi is… well, Pi and o2 = the outer regions mass squared.

    In short – I have no idea, depends on what you’re licking.

    12%  Voted for by Meaka, AngelsLethargy, Glamorous, Gothic pixie, cornammonia666. (9 total)
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  • You will never reach the centre...

    Once you’ve got to the point that was originally the centre, half the lollipop will be gone and there will be a new centre. And on and on and on….

    10%  Voted for by AshesToDiamond, my name here, -TheLoneWolf-, trustworthy213, Sachiel Hijikata. (8 total)
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  • None

    You must become the lollipop, and only then can you understand it.

    9%  Voted for by Kevin, Glamorous, Sachiel Hijikata, ohsweetie2788, Midget Of Fury. (7 total)
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  • life the universe and everything

    42

    9%  Voted for by HotaruJRa, mellilot, misselaineous, Embers of Elm, Deadly Shame. (7 total)
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  • technically

    it depends on how the person licks and if they have a slbery tongue or a dry tongue and if their tongue is big or small…i’m sure there is an avaerage but it takes a lot of licks to get to the center i know that, lol

    Ash

    8%  Voted for by candyecane2002, ohsweetie970, Deadly Shame, ohsweetie2788, Midget Of Fury. (6 total)
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  • why are humans so stupid?

    well, there's one thing in paticular. If one knows they become mean when drunk, and they know that through being mean one could lose all they love, then why do they do it?

    6%  Voted for by Mmm Parrot, poetic justice two, WoundedDragon50007, ohsweetie2788, BlAcK-oLiVeS.
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  • Depends....

    Depends on what you’re licking.

    5%  Voted for by joshuada, Deadly Shame, ohsweetie2788, pwincessovfantasy.
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  • I know I know!!!

    1..2..3.. CRUNCH!!! Like the owl says.. its takes three licks to get to the center

    5%  Voted for by PerfectStranger, jonesz12, Deadly Shame, lightfeather.
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  • depends...

    it depends on the persons tongue, and their experience with licking other things. anyone ever heard of the song candy shop?

    4%  Voted for by 0thrillme0killme0, ohsweetie2788, pwincessovfantasy.
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  • adams

    as stated by the great douglas adams, 42

    4%  Voted for by bettaproger, Deadly Shame, imaghost.
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  • ...

    459. I tested.

    4%  Voted for by Annabel Lee, p0371cs0uL, Deadly Shame.
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  • 106!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    106 for me… hee hee… I did that in 3rd grade and wrote it down and put it in my keep safe box! Lol I don’t know why!

    2%  Voted for by ahug4me08, Deadly Shame.
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  • Get the automatic licker....

    If you are sad enough to even care buy the automatic licker counter that they sell! haha

    2%  Voted for by Glamorous, Exo.
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  • To get to the centre..

    It depends entirely on the concentration of enzymes in the persons saliva, how hard they are licking and what they are licking

    2%  Voted for by clonedcelli, ohsweetie2788.
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  • who

    Depends on who's licking...

    2%  Voted for by Morgaine, pwincessovfantasy.
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  • Mr.Owl

    I LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!LOLLOLLOLLOL

    2%  Voted for by kittYcracKheaD, Exo.
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  • 3

    haven't you idiots seen the commercials, three, that's what the owl says, and who is smarter than an owl

    2%  Voted for by jonesz12, Etre Passionne.
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  • Number of Licks

    I also tried it. 143 was my result.

    Voted for by Diemgordon.
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  • My analysis

    The variables to determine the actual number of licks is too random and entropic from person to person, so it’s nigh impossible to determine a fixed equation. However, I did my own test, and I took an average of 572 licks to reach the center.

    Voted for by Liao Oniisan.
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  • JUST ONE

    ha – funny joke.

    Voted for by Michael L.
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