It is also recommended that you keep an eye on your children as well. It is currently uncertain if the cause is magical, or because your own kids have no mind of their own, but it is projected that mass amounts of gay weddings will make thousands of children a day want to become gay as well. Unlike straight children, gay children tend to be very slutty and do practice safe sex (which is also something that the left is trying to promote in our schools!!), and in all likelihood do lots of drugs. Anytime your son begins gaining a sense of style while losing athletic ability (this works in the opposite for daughters), you should host an intervention immediately. Remember: you love them for who they are, not for the flamboyant monster society wants it to become!
All heterosexual individuals should take shelter prior to September 14, 2008. NASA has predicted that when 71 year old George Takei (TV's Mister Sulu) marries his 21 year partner, chaotic events like the world has never seen will take place. The sudden change from 2 old men who have loved, lived, and "gay-sexed" each other for over 2 decades into 2 old men who wear rings and are acknowledged with tax breaks and hospital visitation rights will likely cause a magnetic influx, raining asteroids and the like on the planet (mostly liberal cities) for about a month.
It has been my finest pleasure philosophizing with you all on this site, but I will be scarce from now on as I will be stocking up on canned goods in order to survive the oncoming Gaypocolypse. Thank you.
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InvaluableThank you.25% Voted for by Nocturne, AlisonAcid.
I will not be caught unprepared. However, I shall do my part to give back to society, and take a stand against this inundation of irreligiosity and immorality. I heard gays kick puppies, too. Something must be done to protect the kiddies, puppies and other small and mindless little things that scurry around.
Let me check my schedule - oh yes - I have a time slot between my Book Burnings for the Bible club and Gay, Not Okay. Anyone need some extra pitchforks? I've an extra dozen in my barn. -
NICE!And dont forget that this tuesday after the protest on gay marriage is our protest against free-thought, democrats, liberals, liberal democrat, liberal republicans, conservative democrats (joke), feild mice, illegals, and the right to protest.25% Voted for by Crazyhead, AlisonAcid.
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?I don't even know what to say to this. Personally I think you need to find your self a good shrink. that is if you have time between fighting the freedom of thought, independences, sexuality, stoking up on caned goods and oppressing your kids.I just have this little thought for you to mull over. What dose it matter to you? so you don't want to be gay, but how does it hurt you in anyway that there are people out there that do wish to be gay? if you can give me a good logical reason then I will stop thinking to my self that you may have a mental condition.Voted for by AlisonAcid.
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You didn't tell us the whole story.I'm sure you don't want to scare us too much, but you're not telling us the whole story here.Voted for by Ievianty.
Legal gay marriages in California must be why one of my life's events didn't go so well last month. The timing is so perfect too because of this would have happened a few days later, I might would have actually not failed like I did.
Don't you know that LGBT people actually want to recruit our children into becoming LGBT themselves? Young Tim will want to marry Bob instead of Amy when he gets older. Asexual people will suddenly be having sex with everyone they meet in the bar. More authors of children books will declare their beloved characters gay; Dumbledore won't be the only one at this rate. More hurricanes will hit America like how Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. Godlessness and Atheism will on the rise thanks to this. If this doesn't stop, everyone will become gay and no one will reproduce anymore.
Don't forget that heterosexual couples will have their marriage rendered less meaningful. It's perfectly clear how two men or two women together completely ruins the marriage of a man and woman. Married heterosexual men have lost some inches down there thanks to two gay men being married. Married heterosexual women went down two cup sizes thanks to two lesbians being married. Can you also believe LGBT people actually want special, not equal rights, like to hold hands and kiss in public? That's certainly something that heterosexuals are not allowed to do.
Thank you brave Weydon for taking a stand where most people in today's messed up political correct society wouldn't. Thank you for standing up to such nasty insults and attacks like "homophobia" and more.
The worst thing about this, I have no place to go during all of this chaos.
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