There is a guy walking down the street, with a WWJD bracelet on...for all you losers who don't know, that's What Would Jesus Do?...a man bumps into him and knocks him back, tells him to watch where he's going! the guy felt like knocking the man's lights out, but he stopped and asked...what would Jesus do?....so he killed the man and sent him to hell to burn for eternity...offended???GOOD!!! tell me what ya think
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I disagree.18% Voted for by drkbrdmstr, Drifters River, Sachiel Hijikata, cailler, petethemeat. (6 total)
Hmm... I'm a Christian, although I don't think I've ever had the opportunity to buy a WWJD bracelet. However, what you said is factually wrong. Jesus never killed. Jesus was a hippie. Jesus was more willing to die for people than kill them.
A 'good' christian isn't the judging type. If you want to make fun of judgemental people, go and make fun of judgemental people. If not, try to understand the people you're making fun of first. Christians don't do the killing thing.
"This just rings of what could well be true christian nature, blingly following the example of a guy who died over two thousand years ago. Kudos on making it easier to understand"
True Christian nature requires a choice made to follow the example of a guy who came up with the ideal of "Do unto others as you would have it done unto you". It wasn't popular then and nobody makes it easier these days. Being a true Christian is about setting yourself up in opposition to mainstream society and genuinely trying to make the world a better place.
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I disagree12% Voted for by tootsvegan, Sachiel Hijikata, bartb, cailler.
Whether or not you believe Jesus was the son of God, or just a very wise person, or even if the Bible is just a fable and Jesus a character, he repeatedly makes the point of saying to turn the other cheek and love everybody. So it isn't really consistant, unless you are just saying that the guy thinks that's what Jesus would do, in which case I agree with you to some extent, what with all the fanatics running around killing in the name of a peaceful God. Your thing makes no sense, but I'm sure that it was intended mostly to shock the conservative Christian crowd into response. Just a stirring up thing.
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woot!9% Voted for by Cornilius, MedicBeforeTheMusic, cailler.
This just rings of what could well be true christian nature, blingly following the example of a guy who died over two thousand years ago. Kudos on making it easier to understand
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yikes9% Voted for by jonesz12, Embers of Elm, Sachiel Hijikata.
I will say the following in answer to the question at hand. Firstly Jesus never killed anyone as somebody has stated. He led a perfect sinless life. Yes God smites those who do not follow him, but that is not the human nature of Jesus, that is the Godly nature. Secondly, those WWJD bracelets are retarded anyway. I think a better question to ask would be: what has Jesus done? Because in all reality can we do what Jesus did in leading a sinless life? No, we can't. But that is why the question, what has Jesus done is so comforting to those who truly understand the Christian faith. Christ died for the sins of the whole world, and therefore, in that context, when you feel like punching somebody in the nose, think, my Lord and Savior was beaten and crucified for me and I want to beat up this guy for bumping into me, hopefully you'll choose rightly.
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Well...noVoted for by Dj-Dolli.
No im not...but AntiChrists are just as dumb! They all shit'd thier legs!
The code is believing in yourself...And i think the bible was med for the ULTIMATE POWER! Just see what it does to USA, people go friggin nuts and following stupid paths...
IF you have sex before marrige, u dont go to hell, if u swear and go nuts and something something SINS, YOU STILL DONT GO TO HELL! Hell does not excist, it might be another dimension! BUT YOU DONT FUCKING GO THERE!
Christians have made reasonable&ALOT OF INREASONABLE SHIT out of the belief of something greater that could help you to a better life and afterlife! BUT They have abused the coed of believing in yourself!
TRY IT, forget about HELL! Forget about this christian HEAVEN!
But maybe there is an after life, but FUCK all the christian bullshit!
NOW you get it?
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Omg.Voted for by oxwaiting4youxo.
Excuse me, what the HELL???? It's stupid, many people who are 'Christian' believe something that's not right. They do things because they want God to be happy, or Jesus or whatever, but it clearly stated in the ten commandments not to murder!
I think it's just bogus, false believers.
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JesusWear™Voted for by CheesyPartyPotatoes.
I prefer the WWJD thongs. Especially when my special lady friend's wearing them. When she saunters in with them and plants herself right in front of me, that's when you really have to ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"
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BLINDLYVoted for by the finer point.
it's funny...you use the word "blindly". Why is that? "Blindly" a non-believer, huh? Blindly...blindly...blindly... Blindness is quite an accusation. Especially when those you accuse have had their eyes healed.
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...Voted for by RothMcVeReagan.
i didn't accuse anyone of being a blindly faithful christian...it was a question...are you a blindly faithful christian? not an accusation
so >8P
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to the blindly faithfulVoted for by RothMcVeReagan.
honestly, i used to be christian until i stopped believing in christ, and i understand the christain faith perfectly, that's why i made the joke. that, and i just wanted to piss a few of you off!
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...Voted for by RothMcVeReagan.
just a few comments... you said 'friggin' at the beggining of your 'statement' but you then cursed numerous times afterward "...if u swear and go nuts and something something SINS..." what a way to make sense there, and something something SINS, truer words were never spoken (sarcasm) you spelled 'excist' wrong, there isn't a 'c' and 'inreasonable' isn't a word it's hard to get people to believe what you say when you can't even spell it, that probably means that you can't understand it either and you just said to fuck the Christian belief, and instead let's live by 'the code' which is believing in yourself wow...believe in yourself, that's gotta be knew, but hey, i've only heard it on every after school special... i'm done
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WellVoted for by Dj-Dolli.
Hehe i was in a strange mood and my english sucks! Sorry...But i always get the words out wrong...thats me!
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Whatever You Believe...Voted for by EarthToJim.
...aren't you doing it blindly??? You believe we all evolved from hydrogen molecules? Where did the hydrogen come from? Agnosticism is a moral cop-out that demands no thought, no feeling, and answers nothing. I'll take religion any day.
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Okay.Voted for by keyman7.
I find your article indeed to be offending. Not so much from a Christian viewpoint, but from the viewpoint that you seem to indicate that you are a blindly faithful anti christian whom is intent on offending and attempting to annoy those people whom do believe in the Christian God. This is not philosophy, nor is it theology. It is a idiotic attempt to make another's belief an object that you can control. But, according to the philosophies of Sarte and others, you fail miserably and look the fool.
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...Voted for by RothMcVeReagan.
i'm just gonna be annoying again...you said 'It is a idiotic attempt' i think that you should've said AN idiotic attempt !8P!
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Faithful?Voted for by Simply Divine.
Yes, Blind? No. I see with both my physical, and spiritual eyes.
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...Voted for by RothMcVeReagan.
this would be to keyman7, i just realized this, that you said 'you are a blindly faithful anti christian'...how can i be both blindly faithful, or any form of faithful, and at the same time an anti christian...last time i checked, anti christs weren't exactly faithful
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faith, yes... blind faith, NOVoted for by NeferMaatNetjer.
faith must be tempered with reason, or it is folly. jesus said,"be wise as serpents, yet gentle as lambs" serpents are very cautious creatures. they have to be. they have a lot of enemies. Birds eat snakes, as do some mammals. Humans hate snakes and often kill them. snakes even eat other snakes! therefore, in order to survive, a snake must keep his eyes open and his back covered. So must a Christian, for we, too, have enemies. There are those who hate us openly for who we are, but the bigger threat comes from those who pretend to be like us, but have their own agendas. they will try to decieve you, and lead you away from the love of god.
the second part of jesus' command relates to the story. "be gentle as lambs" lambs do not kill people for bumping into them. nuff said.
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